Top Ten Reasons Not to Use Ethanol
Posted: May 26, 2008
Mark Lambert with the Illinois Corn Growers must be auditioning to be a writer for David Letterman - he came up with the following “Top Ten Reasons I Don’t Use Ethanol.”
10. Saudi Arabian riyals are much prettier than American dollars
9. Baby seals look good in a fresh coat of crude oil
8. Terrorists over seas will hate us even more when we stop sending them our money
7. The best sunsets are viewed from behind a curtain of smog
6. The oil execs won’t be able to afford their private islands on anything less than 8 digit salaries
5. I’m cold, bring on the global warming
4. I want my children to develop long lasting neurological problems from carbon monoxide emissions.
3. Alaskan beauty is overrated, bring on the drilling
2. Who needs ozone anyway, I need to get tan for summer vacation
1. I love the smell of carcinogens in the morning